Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Jose Mourinho

"Hey, boss, great to see you."

"Nice goals Zlats."

No problems boss. Did you like my hair?"

"Sorry?"

Donald Trump and Jeremy Corbyn

"Well Jeremy, that's a tremendous beard."

"Thank you, comrade Donald, I really do believe that it's one of my greatest achievements."

"It's not fake is it?"

"No, I've had it for several years; a real labour of love."

This is all about two people locked in a room and what might happen...